Three Mysteries

Had a friend send this to me, and I thought it was loads of fun, so here goes…Oh, I will post the answers in my next personal entry.

1. A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife
immediately called the
police. The police questioned the wife and staff and
got these answers:

The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was
preparing breakfast. The
gardener was gathering vegetables. The maid was
getting the mail. The butler was polishing shoes in
the pantry.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it
and how did they
know?
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

2. A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself
right between the eyes
using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out
alive, with no blood
anywhere and no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman
or any other
crusader wearing a cape. How did he do this?
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

3. Old Mr. Teddy was found dead in his study by Mr.
Fiend. Mr. Fiend
recounted his dismal discovery to the police:

“I was walking by Mr. Teddy’s house when I thought I
would just pop in
for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I
decided to peek in
from the outside to see if he was in there. There was
frost on the
window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That
is when I saw his
body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my
suspicions of foul
play. I called the police immediately afterward.” The
officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder
of Mr.Teddy.
How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

August 01 2007 02:30 am | Family News

2 Responses to “Three Mysteries”

  1. Struggling Says:

    I have NO idea on any of them, unless it was the butler polishing shoes in the pantry.

  2. Julie Says:

    OK… I want some answers, and I want them now! *lol*

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